This past weekend, we made a little stop by Liquid Zoo aka the classiest bar in Dallas.  Liquid Zoo rose to fame with our group of friends based solely on the fact that they have a live band for about a confidence booster ok. 

I asked our waitress if they had Pinot Noir...our conversation went a little like this:

Me: "Do you have Pinot Noir?"
Waitress: "No."
Me: " what wines do you have?"
Waitress: "Chardonnay, white zin..."
Me: "What red wines do you have?"
Waitress: "Chardonnay" 

I may or may not have seen her drain the Franzia bag for the glass of Merlot I settled on. 

We had a few drinks, and watched the smallest, oldest, man I have ever seen karaoke.  He already would have been amazing to laugh WITH...I would like to think it was not AT but...he was only performing songs by my number one love...Miss Taylor Swift.  Yes ok. Tamara and I were on our feet front and center to cheer him on/attempt to slow him down with the lyrics. #rushing 
He sang "I Knew You Were Trouble" first and LITERALLY got on the ground and did several pelvic thrusts. 

Somehow after eating dinner and witnessing said pelvic thrusts from a close distance, we still wanted "snacks" which ended up being cheese fries and cookies.  Liquid Zoo doesn't have just any cookies ok...noooooo...they have like heated up warm choc chip cookies.  Get you some! If you tell them Parnell sent you they will actually know who that is sadly...

We ended the night by listening to a solo elderly lady dressed in sequins sing jazz tunes (it was her birthday) and an Eminem wanna be sing "Lose Yourself." Try and be less jealous of our night ok...TRY. 

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